Vacations sure were a difficult and draining thing. Having to sit there and do nothing all day was definitely a chore. Not really. Ketzio wasn’t responsible enough to appreciate the calm, peaceful ambience of a low-volumed TV and closed curtains that blocked the sun’s ugly yellow rays. Bunny lazed around for the last day of their vacation – the entire trip being satisfactory in its own quirky way – and now he was content to just lie the rest of it their time away with a lollipop in his mouth.

Ketzio, however, wasn’t as content with this. As Bunny slouched back on the hotel room suite’s couch, he took in just how fancy this place was. It, embarrassingly, was bigger than his own apartment... and nicer too. Then, during the middle of his thoughts, Ketzio emerged from the bathroom and flopped face-first on his lap. “Bunnyyyyy...” she whined. “...I’m bored.”

“This is a good kind of boredom though, sweetie.” He said. “Plus, give me a break – I did a thing I didn’t want to for you so you can do a thing you don’t want to for me.”

“Giving blood is exciting at least.” Ketzio pouted. “I could almost hear the needle slurping up your essence.” She stuck her tongue out.

“I can’t possibly imagine what you found so exciting about that,” Bunny chuckled. “I imagine it just looked like a blurry mess with a hint of red somewhere in said blurry mess.”

“You helped save a life,” she poked his nose lazily. “Therefore, you’re like my knight in shining armor... except without the armor... and without being awesome like a knight.”

“Well, milady, I’ll be sure to demonstrate my experience in chivalry at some other point in time,” Bunny yawned, “But giving blood makes me tired... like... super duper tired.”

“It’s been an entire day,” Ketzio’s tail wagged in annoyance. “How can you still be tired?”

“I’m not young like you – I’m not exploding with glowing energy all the time.” Bunny pet Ketzio. “You don’t wanna just relax and stuff?”

“...Can I at least have your lollipop?”

“No, sweetie, you already had one.”

“Hmmph. Can we at least turn on something else?” she listened to whatever drama show was airing on the TV. “All I’m hearing right now is ‘por que, Ameliaaaa! Eras mi amor...’ or something. I don’t know German...”

Bunny burst out laughing which prompted the frightened “Whaaaat?!” from Ketzio.

“That’s Spanish, sweetheart.”

“EITHER WAY,” she buried her face in his shirt and kicked her feet on the couch’s fabric. “I can’t understand it and it’s booooooring.”

Bunny sighed. “Well, what do you wanna d-“

“I don’t know! Let’s go on a roller coaster or something!”

“You’re afraid of heights though.”

“I’D RATHER FACE MY FEARS THAN BE SO BOOOORED!”

“Come on, sweetie...” Bunny pulled Ketzio in and snuggled her. “Let’s just take it easy today. Okay? For me? I’m very tired.”

Ketzio’s ears drooped down and she whined. “Okaaaaay. You owe me, though.”

Bunny gave her a kiss on the cheek. “Of course, dear.”

He had, once again, proceeded to close his eyes when...

“So... did dinosaurs actually exist?” Ketzio sat upright on the couch, bobbing her head left and right.

“W-wha...?” Bunny rubbed his forehead. “What made you ask that?”

“I was curious... and since I’m not doing anything else... I might as well learn about things.” She poked his nose again.

“There is some definite evidence of this, but—“

“Do you think, when I get older, my heart birthmark on my face will go away?” she rubbed the left side of her face. “Is it getting smaller or does it look the same...?”

“Ketzio...”

“Also, I sorta miss my long ponytail.” She waved her hand behind her head – the ponytail she used to have replaced by the tight bun. “I used to flop it around for fun. Do you think this shorter style is sexier?”

“It’s very sexy.”

“Does it make me look like a super model?” she giggled then poked at the bandage on her left ear. “Never mind. I can’t do that because SOMEBODY got too excited with their buck teeth~”

“I’m sorr—“

She leaned in and kissed him to interrupt him yet again. “It’s okay. It felt amazing.”

“Liar.” Bunny sarcastically laughed.

“What do you meaaaan?”

“I’ve never heard you scream so loud. I felt really bad.”

“But...” she swished her tail a little and gave him a toothy smile. “...it hurt so good.”

“Pffft,” he playfully swatted her away from his face. Bunny, desperate to get some peace, reached down near the couch and found the little fluffball that he normally throws to entertain Ketzio. He sure was glad he brought it with him. He threw it towards the kitchen area and her ears perked up as she listened to where it landed.

“Don’t tell me where it is!” she jumped up, as if completely forgetting the fact that she was supposed to be bored. “I CAN FIND IT!” she ran off and began her intense hunt for the fluffball. She calculated all sorts of fake math equations to figure out where the ball was with her poor eyesight – pretending that she has mastered all of her other senses.

She sniffed around and tried to listen to the little follicles of... fluff... and eventually she had succeeded! Ketzio was beaming with confidence as she skipped back to Bunny – trying to be cute by holding the fluffball in her mouth – but when she returned to him she heard his almost silent snores.

“W—“ Ketzio puffed her cheeks out in fury. “YOU FELL ASLEEP?!” her anger quickly subsided as she felt this sudden wave of loneliness. “Meooow... Bunny... wake up.” She poked his shoulder timidly and mewled. “Come oooon... I’m boooored...” she sighed.

She sat on his lap facing him – the lollipop handle protruding out of his mouth. She strained her eyes in the light and tried her hardest to get a not-intensely-blurry image of Bunny but she couldn’t do it. So much for entertainment. “If you don’t wake up... I’m going to rape you.” Normally when she said that, she was able to coax him out of faux-sleep... like if he needed to wake up early and he was too comfortable to get out.

It didn’t work today.

“Reallyyyyy...” she gently poked his neck this time. “...I’m going to rape you, Bunnyyyy... wake uuuuup...” she normally said that sentence with no meaning, but then, in a stroke of true artistic inspiration, she thought to herself: “Raping him might be fun.”

Apparently the boredom she was experiencing had possessed her to do anything... and either way, it could be revenge because Bunny has done this to her in her sleep before. She didn’t mind though – it was normally a pleasure to wake up to. She was sure he wouldn’t mind if it woke him up.

While straddling his lap she lifted herself up and unzipped his pants; easily slipping his flaccid cock through the flap in his boxers. She rubbed her hands around the area and, deciding that his penis going through the boxer hole would be uncomfortable, she opted to pull his pants and underwear down to his mid-thighs.

Oops! What was Ketzio thinking? She was still fully clothed. She was certain that, if he woke up to a mostly-naked Ketzio, he’d be even less likely to get mad at her. 10/10, perfect plan. She hopped off of his lap, quickly threw her shirt off, pulled down her shorts and underwear to her ankles, and hopped back upon him as if she were being timed and trying to beat a high score.

Ketzio played with his flaccid carrot by wiggling it around and laughing at its... flexibility... until said flexibility was replaced with rigidness. “Theeeere we go,” she muttered to herself and blindly aimed the tip at her entrance while maliciously eyeing the lollipop dangling from his mouth. “This is what you get for falling asleep on me, dummybutt~”

She kissed his forehead.